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Here’s a sketch I’m working on to remind myself that I still draw things. It’s a high-fantasy / D&D-style version of Delica.
(More Delica / In the Vale at: firstfruits )

Here’s a sketch I’m working on to remind myself that I still draw things. It’s a high-fantasy / D&D-style version of Delica.

(More Delica / In the Vale at: firstfruits )

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ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

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fedini said: I totally love you skrillex-lana del ray remix... any chance you allow people (me) to download it for personal use?

That’s not a bad idea for a sentient cactus! Maybe I’ll get around to that sometime soon.

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(Source: rifftraxmike)

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Hope everyone had a happy Free Comic Book Day! (Taken with instagram)

Hope everyone had a happy Free Comic Book Day! (Taken with instagram)

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My first attempt at a mashup - Lana Del Rey “This Is What Makes Us Girls” vs. Skrillex “Kill EVERYBODY” (Bare Noize Remix). Enjoy!

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chrisbattleart:

via ich bin KONG
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There’s no elves like snow elves…. … .. … I’ll just be going, then.

There’s no elves like snow elves…. … .. … I’ll just be going, then.

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A Christmas Story

A few years ago, I was helping my Grandmother decorate her Christmas tree. There was this one Santa ornament that was made of felt, had googly eyes, and his beard was this wild, white faux-fur. To me, he looked like a bum. When my Grandma asked me why I had laid the Santa on one of the branches instead of hanging him, I said “this is Hobo Claus. He’s homeless, so he has to sleep wherever he can” - all in an effort to entertain myself.

The next week, one of my Grandma’s Avon customers came over to her house to pick up her order. As she looked over the tree…

Lady: “Mrs. Ladd, one of your Santa ornaments has fallen!”
Grandma: “Oh, he didn’t fall, he’s asleep. My Grandson did that.”
Lady: “DAAAW, that’s so cute! How old is he?”
Grandma: “He’s 22.”